Cannabis Strain Feature: Grease Monkey (AAAA)

Grease Monkey Cannabis Strain

Grease Monkey Weed Origin and Genetics

If you are looking for a hard-hitting Indica strain that will numb you from pain while still offering a euphoric high, Grease Monkey is a perfect choice.  This cannabis strain is a psychonauts favorite in Canada and beyond, and for good reasons. Not only is the hybrid very potent with THC of 25%-27%, but it is also high-grade quality (AAAA). 

Grease Monkey weed results from a cross between the sticky, trichome-filled Gorilla Glue #4 and the delicious Cookies and Cream strains. It perfectly blends impressive qualities from both parents to become one of the most sought-after strains with a powerful punch and a flavor to die for. Other notable cannabinoids include CBG at 1% and CBD at less than 1%. The dominant terpenes include caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene. 


Grease Monkey Weed  Appearance, Aroma, and Flavor

From its appearance, this hybrid depicts quality and excellence. The compact, forest green buds consist of broad, dark green leaves with hints of purple and sparse fiery orange pistils. A thick, shiny layer of trichomes engulf the entire nugget. 

As the hybrid is broken down, one can detect a diesel scent blended with grape undertones. Grease Monkey emits an intense, earthy, and skunky with hints of sweetness and diesel upon combustion. 

The flavor is a unique blend of both its parents. This strain produces a smoke that is slightly harsh due to its GG#4 genetics. However, it is unlikely to cause any coughing bouts. One can expect a sweet, vanilla, and gasoline taste with some subtle peppery and spicy hints. 


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Growing Grease Monkey Weed

Grease Monkey is a highly resilient strain that can be grown indoors or outdoors. It is moderately resistant to mold, pests, and common diseases, making it an ideal cultivation project for novice growers.  The plant grows very tall; thus, it is not suitable for anyone working with limited vertical space. When grown indoors, the plant flowers for 8-9 weeks and produces 450-500 grams/m². In an open environment, the plant yields 500-550 grams/plant. 

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Grease Monkey Weed  Effects 

Moderation is advised when consuming this hybrid due to its creeper tendencies. The effects may take some time before presenting, but they strike hard and last for long when they do. Consumers can expect a wave of euphoric relaxation that keeps them calm, couch-locked, and barely productive. Consequently, Grease Monkey should be consumed in the evening or night or when one has no pending tasks. Additionally, having snacks around is an excellent idea as they will help satiate the deep anger induced by the hybrid. Eventually, the deep relaxation leads to sleepiness. 


Therapeutic Benefits

Medical cannabis consumers turn to Grease monkey for its multiple therapeutic properties. As an analgesic, the strain helps them combat mild to chronic pain resulting from headaches, backaches, muscle spasms, arthritis, and fibromyalgia. The munchie-filled high helps to boost appetite for anyone experiencing poor eating due to harsh treatments like radiation or chemotherapy. Insomniacs can enjoy a night of peaceful, uninterrupted sleep thanks to the sleep-inducing properties of Grease Monkey. 


Buying Grease Monkey Cannabis in Canada

You can buy Grease Monkey weed and many other top-notch strains at Canada Cannabis Dispensary. All our products are handpicked and inspected for quality. Over the years, we have built a solid, professional relationship with cannabis farmers across Canada to ensure that what we deliver to our clients is exceptional and consistent. Shop online now and enjoy competitive prices, top-of-the-line products, fast & discrete shipping, and unmatched customer service. 

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